Bin Laden and Public Nudity
I’ve decided against pictures. Hate them. I hate colour! It’s alright. I can do with red. However, I can’t be doing with little pictures to reiterate my points. I figure that you only need pictures if you can’t get your point across properly… so yeah! No more pictures for you, and until next year when I post my next rambling.
Ramblr. Wit.
So this is a point which always irritates me, and is a recurring theme in these little posts. People on the internet who are stupid. It was reported a few days ago that Osama Bin Laden was killed by some U.S special forces team or other. Jolly good. Glad they got him… I mean, sure we now will never know if he really was behind 9/11, and it’s possible that there will be some horrible retaliatory strike from those mean terrorist chaps, but other than that, well done.
But with anything said by anybody, there are people who say that that something said by that someone is an untruth. And so the internet is awash with people saying “I won’t believe he’s dead ‘til I see that he’s dead!”. Brilliant. If they post pictures (or maybe they already have) of his bullet-ridden corpse, they’ll say it’s photoshopped. If they parade his body through the streets, they’ll proclaim that it’s a wax model from Madame Tassauds. Just fucking accept that he’s dead and stop spouting conspiracies based on absolutely nothing whatsoever. It’s annoying.
But what is also annoying is something which is restricted to warm days. Here in England, people respond to any kind of warm weather by acting as though its the Bahamas. If it’s sunny out, it must therefore be warm. I remember one sunny day in February when it was still bitterly cold, and there were people going around in shorts, t-shirts and sunglasses. Brilliant. Of course when it gets to the point where you might take your jacket off, people go one step further and starts wandering around half naked. This fucking pisses me off. Put your shirt back on you inbred catamite. It’s not even that hot. It’s not necessary. If it’s absolutely sweltering or if it’s a beach, sure, go nuts. That’s acceptable, but if it’s just about t-shirt weather, don’t go around like that. You look like a complete and utter penis, especially if you’re in a fucking park, you self-absorbed cunt.
Some would say that Bin Laden is burning in hell. That is acceptable no-shirt weather. Others might say he’s had a shave and is having some cushty retirement in Florida.
But those people are morons.
