Convoluted Language and Queen
“How could one fail suddenly to recognize, quintessentially sketched, ill-composed, incomplete, the semblance of our daily existence? These arbitrary groups, these absolutely theoretical collections of people eaten away by lassitude and boredom, just exactly as we know them to be, as the irrefutable accusing image of our heteroclite, dissident, discordant societies.” I’m sorry,...
Bin Laden and Public Nudity
I’ve decided against pictures. Hate them. I hate colour! It’s alright. I can do with red. However, I can’t be doing with little pictures to reiterate my points. I figure that you only need pictures if you can’t get your point across properly… so yeah! No more pictures for you, and until next year when I post my next rambling. Ramblr. Wit. So this is a point which...
A theme change? Pictures? Cynicism in technicolour.
Wealth and Davey
What pisses me off most in the world? Rich people. What pisses me off more than what pisses me off the most? Rich people who’ve done nothing to deserve it. Being born into a rich fucking family shouldn’t be enough to warrant a lifetime of pampering. It pisses me off. Now, this is essentially the royal family, who piss around all day, shitting in their solid gold toilets and getting...
Anarchists and Liberty
I often turn my attention to Youtube and the internet in general and thus the great anger I often feel is as a result of complete fucktards who like to spout their ill-thought-out opinions via teh internets. As we all know, there is a bit of a global economic crisis going on, lots of redundancies… apparently it’s getting better but really I’m in no position to say what’s...
Bastards and Christians
I’ve been uncharacteristically… docile recently. Like, I’ve just not been angry at anything. It’s freaking me out; I feel like somebody’s slipped me something to make me feel mere disdain at the world as opposed to pure anger and hate. I like hating things! Fuck’s sake. The topic of the day is, of course, Japan. If you’ve been living under a rock or you...
Microsoft and FEAR
So, what? Microsoft has hijacked my pc or..? I know, I know, I’m like, “Apple fucking sucks and stuff” a lot of the time, but Microsoft has pissed me off this time. Today, I was listening to a song and was like, “I would rather like to get the tabs for this song!” so I go onto Firefox and I type www.ultimate-guitar.com into the search bar. It gives me Bing. I try it...
Charlie Sheen and Fridge Mould
So tonight I went to a small gig headed by the band ‘Does it Offend You, Yeah’ who did a great performance. Loads of energy in the room, though I thought that the mosh pit was maybe a little out of place considering the genre of music, but hey, what do I know? Anyway, it’s possible that the band was made to look good for two reasons. The first was that the supporting band sucked...
EA and Boob Lumps
So watching the news today reveals unto me the sad fact that, apparently, blokes can get breast cancer. Now, women are always bitching about breast cancer, and even the little breast cancer logo is pink. This, I’m sure, will hugely embarrass any man who finds himself with lumpy tits, but I guess that’s just one more thing that women can’t bitch about. The other big thing that...
Aperture Science and Sobriety
I’m a proper Valve fanboy and proud of it. Can’t get enough of them (though I am ashamed to say that I haven’t pre-ordered Portal 2). So the other day I figured that if ever I was going to get a tattoo, it would have to be the Aperture Science logo on the underside of my forearm. Cool, right? Nerdy cool. That’s a whole different, better, kind of cool. But the Aperture...
Home and Shitty TV
So I’m back home now. Instead of seeing my family and my dog, I’ve seen my sister and eaten steak. Don’t get me wrong, that’s really awesome, but I miss my dog… and my parents, of course. But seriously, I love the dog. So it’s past 2am now, and I’m sitting in the living room watching telly. Firstly I watched Blades of Glory starring Will Ferrel and John...
Valentine's Day and Sadness
Never was a fan of Valentine’s day… of course we all know why, don’t we? I’m about as single as it gets. No need to point out that you’re either in a relationship or you’re not, mind you. To me, Valentine’s day is a way to make everyone who’s in a relationship feel great about themselves, for for everyone who’s not in a relationship to start...
Tories and Lizard Men
Six hours of editing has driven my group insane, and I am no exception, especially when it amounts to less than two minutes of footage. This insanity was displayed, in part, last night when I went to the pub with my mate who was editing with me. He raged about the Tories and Bourgeosie after drinking half a bottle of rum, most of a bottle of wine and a couple of beers. Later on, he managed to...
Stress and how booze solves it
And to continue my rant, which will undoubtedly run for as long as I care to keep this blog going, Macs are the worst things in the world. I’ve not used a computer running off of Linux, but I have no doubt that Linux must be better. Macs have no redeeming features save for that they look pretty, leading me to the conclusion that if Apple put less time into advertising, aesthetics and making...
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Macs and associated grumpiness
What should I talk about? Part of me wants to use overly complex words to describe very simple concepts, or stupid sentences which appear to delve into the very depths of my vernacular, translating a great cacophony of anger into a language which can be understood only by those with a thesaurus on hand. That, or Microsoft word. But you see how (this is a word I hate, but being a university...